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Here is the second half of the work I did in my first year of uni: 

132: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? 

I'M SINGLE

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? 
There are multiple, in fact!

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? 
Maaan, I don't remember who hurt me last, probably because I forgive to quick and just move on.

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” 
Cats, what else?

4: What’s something you really want right now? 
Not THIS

5: Are you afraid of falling in love? 
Not at all

6: Do you like the beach? 
Yeah sure, if it has actual sand

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? 
I have not

8: What’s the background on your cell? 
A default yellow colour because images look dumb on Windows phone backgrounds

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? 
I didn't know I was getting tested on memory, yeeesh
Well, my own, couple of my friends' and my brother's

10: Do you like your phone? 
Sure, it does calls and everything

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? 
Define things, please!

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? 
Probably my dentist, I'm in laaaads

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? 
A rottweiler

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? 
I dunno, I can cope with both pretty well

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? 
Depends on them. Some zoos are really shitty and do some cruel stuff with the animals, but others you can really see the care and passion. Art museums are also controversial in nature just because we're talking about art here. But, in my experience, there's a lot of pretentious bullcrap surrounding some actual impressive and worth-while pieces.
 
16: Are you tired? 
I just woke up! I am ready to gooooo

17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? 
Is this only question 17? UuuuuuGGHH

18: Are they a relative? 
I dunno if 17 is relatively prime or not 

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? 
What exes?

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? 
Why do all these questionnaire things have questions like this?

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? 
Give me a chance, mate!

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 
Who?

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? 
I don't even own any... These questions are so bizarre 

24: Is there a certain quote you live by? 
No

25: What’s on your mind? 
"25: What's on your mind?"

26: Do you have any tattoos? 
Never will a Mark get a tattoo

27: What is your favorite color? 
Yellow

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? 
I think you mean "Next time you kiss someone will it be on the lips?"

29: Who are you texting? 
Nobody, I'm too busy doing this crap

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? 
What the hell is this question?

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? 
I did a handstand then felt myself going a little too far forward

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? 
Yeah bro

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? 
Man how should I know

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? 
No but everyone says I have different eye colours, from blue to grey to green
Am i just a monster, is that it?

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
The last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you

36: Were you single on Valentines Day? 
Yeah. I mean, are these questionnaires just so people can find out my relationship status? Just ask me, yeeeesh!! 

37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? 
Who was that?

38: What do your friends call you? 
Probably by my name or some stupid shit like that

39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? 
Nobody

40: Have you ever cried over a text? 
I don't think I ever have

41: Where’s your last bruise located? 
That is very PRESUMPTUOUS
I have not a single one tyvm
 
42: What is it from? 
Me jumping out of a window to get away from these dumb questions 

43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? 
I dunno like 1-18 years ago, how should I know

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? 
I think that's how they break
COMEDY GOLD 

45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? 
Man just get on my feet so they don't get destroyed

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? 
Bad hair day? ME?

47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? 
If I wanted to go bald I'll go bald, I am not a SHEEP

48: Do you make supper for your family? 
I don't remember the last time any of my family had supper

49: Does your bedroom have a door? 
It has a secure curtain, the best protection from when you're smacking it

50: Top 3 web-pages? 
YouTube, Amazon, Qwilfish.net

51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
Excuse me

52: Does anything on your body hurt? 
Bro I am iron clad

53: Are goodbyes hard for you? 
goodbye

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? 
I dunno like a drop of water

55: How is your hair? 
Stable

56: What do you usually do first in the morning? 
Wake up

57: Do you think two people can last forever? 
Uuh, you do know people die, right?

58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? 
This is probably the dumbest one yet
What if you just said this to someone? I mean seriously. This is like some specific situational shit you ask somebody. In fact, I think this question is probably only appropriate if you're like on a date with someone in the beginning of February 2007. I mean c'mon, is this really gonna provide people with some valuable information? This is grinding my gears like they have never been grinded before. 

59: Green or purple grapes? 
They're both good

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? 
What, am I on the Barney show or something

61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? 
Nah, this is where I usually sit

62: When will be the next time you text someone? 
What the hell

63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? 
Drawing probably 

64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. 
Taking a wicked piss, mate

65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? 
Absolutely 

66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? 
Anyone who I like

67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
My cat

Are you sold yet, ladies?


68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? 
"I think it's time for bed"

69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? 
Yeah, my massive music project "Into the Gloaming" - I tried desperately hard and got nothing from it. What a mess! hey check it out on youtube now lololol, actually don't, it's terrible.

70: How many windows are open on your computer? 
1. And it had to be this, didn't it.

71: How many fingers do you have? 
Shut your whore mouth

72: What is your ringtone? 
The Metal Gear Solid codec call tone.

73: How old will you be in 5 months? 
I'm gonna be 20, wooooo

74: Where is your Mum right now? 
In the kitchen WHERE SHE BELONGS
Sorry

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? 
Because they don't even live in the UK ya dummy

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? 
I don't think I've ever held hands with anyone

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? 
Most of them

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? 
Some girl who didn't even know I existed
What a classic scenario 

79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? 
Yeah, he was a prick

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? 
Aaaaw so sweeeet
Y'know, I bet if you just asked all these relationship and romance style questions to an actual couple they would just be like what the hell are you talking about


81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? 
I like a lot of people
My Mum, my cat, the mailman

82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
Man you can't not see me in my underwear 

83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? 
Hell yeah SEE YOU THERE MYSTERY PERSON
Who could it be, Mark likes someone
Everybody gossip about it on Facebook

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? 
A tall tree and a noose
Don't ask me how I got that in a car

85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? 
I'd date a chemist

86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? 
I was like "hey cool movie"

87: Who was your last received call from? 
Does anyone actually give two shits
IN THE COMMENTS, DO YOU ACTUALLY CARE??

88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? 
I would like to see who wrote these questions and ask them about their mental state

89: What is something you wish you had more of?
Skills

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? 
What does that mean????????????????????

91: Do you sleep with your window open? 
No way, I'd be scared the cats would jump out

92: Do you get along with girls? 
I get along with people

93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? 
Sam, I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but you're...
you're...

really testing my patience with this QUESTIONNAIRE
 

94: Does sex mean love? 
i'm pretty sure they have two different definitions


95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
Of course it's a problem, we're locked in a room!

96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? 
Have YOU?

97: Did you sleep alone this week? 
I always sleep alone, how else am I supposed to fall asleep?

98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
"Everybody has somebody that makes them happy"

99: Do you believe in love at first sight? 
I believe in love at first bite, eeeeyy

100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
I'm not a 5 year old girl

101: What would you name your future daughter? 
What about my son, huh? Do you get along with girls and now this? 
I am OFFENDED 

102: Do you miss anyone? 
Who doesn't

103: What if I told you that you were pretty? 
It would mean nothing because you are a line of text in a questionnaire
 
104: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? 
Do people actually say that?

105: What are you looking forward to in the next week? 
This being over 

106: Did you go out or stay in last night? 
I was busy WORKING

107: How late did you stay up last night? 
Around 1am

108: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? 
We HAD THAT QUESTION
ya dum

109: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? 
Oh shit, that's in 20 minutes, I'VE ALREADY WASTED MY DAY ON THIS 

110: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? 
Wow, that sounds pretty heartless

111: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? 
Yeah, but there's bound to be the moment where people are like GO ON MARCUS JUST TRY IT
and then wow, I try it, and to nobody's surprise, the taste of piss water enters my mouth

112: Have you pretended to like someone? 
Nope 

Did you like that answer? Was that a satisfying answer that people aren't gonna just gloss over? YOU TELL ME

113: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? 
Aw GROSS
Smoking is like my biggest turn off so absolutely

114: Is it hard for you to get over someone? 
Depends how big they are

115: Think back five months ago, were you single? 
Think back an hour ago, was this a good decision? 

116: Have you ever cried from being so mad? 
Yeah, I was like 13 and kept messing up the frog song in Ocarina of Time
So stupid, hahaha

117: Who did you last see in person? 
Ozzy and Drix

118: What is the last thing you said out lot? 
"OK, bye"

119: Have you ever been to Paris? 
Nah, and I don't really have any desire to go

120: Are you good at hiding your feelings? 
Uuh, or should it be are you good at expressing feelings? I dunno if what I'm feeling comes off well enough, but I'm usually either content or happy.
Apart from now cus I am pissed

121: Do you use chap stick? 
I mean, I HAVE used chap stick
But I prefer a chap's dick HAHAHAHA

122: Who did you last share a bed with? 
Uuh one of my mates

123: Are you listening to music right now? 
AHA I found out what was lagging my browser every time I entered a new line
You see, I copied this from Sam who linked to a YouTube video and it refreshed the video everytime I pressed enter.
Tricky tricky tricky, but I solved the case

124: How is your heart lately? 
Very healthy, I have been on a balanced diet and exercising

125: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? 
If it's raining

126: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? 
LET'S FIND OUT IF HE'S A BASEMENT DWELLING LOSER
That's what I see these questions as

127: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? 
Uuh yeah? Most of the time it's just because like the conversation topic changes and I miss my oppertunity

128: What are you listening to right now? 
The sombre hum of my depressing laptop

129: What is wrong with you right now? 
Wow, what a MEAN SPIRITED QUESTION

130: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? 
What the fuck is wrong with you
how OLD ARE YOU

131: Do you make wishes at 11:11? 
Is that a thing people do?

132: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? 
See this should just be the one and only question in this entire thing. That would save everyone's time.

In fact, let me just put this right at the top and bottom so people can just cut to the chase. 



ALSO WHAT DOES WAITING FOR THE UNEXPECTED MEAN
sorry, I also feel like the caps thing has lost its comedy value over the years

133: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? 
On 1shirt.com Buy sweet merch now!!

134: Have you hugged someone within the last week? 
Yes


was that good

135: What were you doing at midnight last night? 
Playing Overwatch with ma girl JULIETTE

136: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? 
We were probably still doing wood work and life drawing in Uni so heeell no

137: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? 
Alone, I need a bed to myself

138: Have you ever been to New York? 
I have never been to New York, nope.
Is everyone satiated with these answers. 


139: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
p sure yeah because it was my mom

140. If there were one word which was automatically to your name in Google searches, which word would you want it to be? 
Animator

141. What is a goal that you recently met? 
I finish EVERYTHING

142. What is your favorite time of day? 
Early mornings

143. Name a celebrity you find attractive. 
Who gives a shit about any 'perfect' airbrushed plastic surgery having celebrity? 

144. What is one of the best pieces of advice you have ever received? 
Probably any of the advice one of my tutors gave me in my uni course. It was the first time I had ever gotten any proper feedback on my work.

145. What is the ultimate gesture of total trust? 
If you're able to look at each other's genitals 

146. What is the best compliment you have ever received? 
I have gotten a few from my good buddies : )

147. What is something you have changed your mind about? 


This




148 What is something you’ve never changed your mind about? 
Wanting this to be over

149. If you could live anywhere for a year, where would you live? 
MAN I DON'T KNOW 

150. If you could visit anywhere for a week, where would you go?
MAN I DON'T KNOW 

151. What one thing in the world would be hardest for you to give up? 
Like my life probably

152. What is one thing you regret? 
Never telling the girl how I feel uuuuggghh oooh
Those are the answers you want isn't it

153. What is something that you have done that you are proud of? 
My most recent animation

154. Is it easier to talk or to listen? 
I find it really difficult to talk, I'm fine just listening

155. When are you vulnerable? 
Probably when I'm nude in the back alleys 

156. If you met God, what would you say to God? 
"Would you like some cod?"

157. Would it be harder to tell someone you loved them if you weren’t sure how they would respond, or have to tell someone that you didn’t love them back?
They both bad OK

158. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? Who were they to you? 
I don't want to say I'M EMBARASSED

159. What is your worst quality? 
I dunno, I'm not self judgemental AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME BE

160. What is your best quality? 
My entirety 

161. What is your most immediately noticeable quality?
How am I supposed to know what people think when they first meet me??

162. What is the first thing you notice about other people? 
Their face
Isn't that the same for most people?

163. What happened in the last dream you remember? 
I banged like 1000 bitches 

164. If you were having a baby with the love of your life, and they insisted that the child be named after a place, what would you name your child? 
Cockfoster

165. What is the last lie you told? 
I banged like 1000 bitches

166. What is something you wish other people could know about you without you having to tell them? 
This is just a way to get me to tell everyone about my deep dark secrets. I know your plan, you cheeky bugger

167. If applicable, what do you look for in a romantic partner? 
Friendship

is that too stupid
well it's true

168. Who is the one person you know who is most similar to you (in terms of personality, beliefs, attitudes, mannerisms, etc)? 
I HAVE NO CLUE

132: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? 

I'M SINGLE

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